FUNNY: TYPES OF SLAPS -Sean Rainfall

There are 6 major types of slaps, they are:

1: TAKE AWAY SLAP:
This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.

2: RESOUNDING SLAP:
This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices in your head singing skelewu.

3: FORMATTING SLAP:
This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slapped me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger than you.

4: EXPLANATION SLAP:
When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, abi you dey watch? I no do anything o, I just dey pass go my somewhere. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.

5: FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:
When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers.

6: RHETORICAL SLAP:
The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " you slapped me?..


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