You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do Any Of These Things As A Child

                                                     

If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the next street and the owner's dog comes through the        backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
― If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand.
― If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
― If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.
― If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter
― If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees at nights
― If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
― If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your pocket and eat while walking in the street.
― If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cooking grass nd sand witout fire.
― If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
― If you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
― If you never bath inside bathroom and went out Unclad, with your cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't Fun......
―SuperMartins: